is this some type of contest?

That's a shit load of 12 year old's opinions!

I freaking LOL'd.

How did it feel to be a Pop Star Diva (thanks to Rtil's submission to Brawl Dick [1]) and be all sexy and seduce Captain Falcon.

I suppose if you 'were' a Nintendo character (Princess Rina or something) you'd be WAY hotter than princess peach or zelda.

-Although truth be told...I feel that many of the Brawl Funnies were a bit demeaning. Did you feel offended? I would....then I'd laugh my ass off seeing a picture of myself sucking my own dick (source: brawl funnies dick 2)

Newgrounds attracts all sorts of minds.

The comment above topped my creepy scale.

Did those guys get paid for writting that stuff? Or was it an actual contest?
Some of them are just hilarious! Maybe they should add another button next to rewies: Funny review, and then once a month someone gets a price^^ and everyone can laugh.

....so do you get really bored or somethin and you just do this?

Yes, I cringe every time I get the tragic recurring realization that my favourite site newgrounds is swamped with 11 year olds =( decent collection though =) iv read much worse though lol

These comments made my dad lol.

day*

I'm speechless, these are just too funny. The internet will never fully mature will it? :P

I didn't have the time to read all of those. But a lot of them are just baaaadd...

Nice job finding these Rina-Chan ;)

Goody, we get to see the degradation of Newgrounds through a colllection of reviews.

Hahaha, I love these.

**You're a big fan of Egoraptor... but you don't like any of his work? Careful, the people around here worship Egoraptor. They have a shrine over there where they kiss his feet daily. It's to the left of the Rina-chan statue, both of which are at the base of the 800-foot David Hayter monument.**

So True... David Hayter is a god

wow , its a sad state of affairs

And that,ladies and gentlemen,is why we love the internet XD

It's just as you said a couple of months back,immaturity might grow tiring after a while but it may grow funny after a (longer) while too...Some of those could seriously make an artist's day

Its funny watching people openly admit how many times they watch the same flash over and over again, makes you wonder about their personal life, then give you suggestions on what to do, which to me, all sound like bad ideas, so I gnore, but obviously you hit that nail with the easter egg for the final BT. Which made me laugh.
But thats not the point, the point is, as long as their is internet, there will be flamers, and we can do is sit back, and laugh at them.
Or what's even funnier is the people who get so mad they make a parody of the parody, like Brawl dicks, that was just painful, XD

NSFW = Not Suitable For Work
:)

the funny part is the fact that these guys were serious in their reviews. i swear it's like they think that their making a point or something. if their just going to rant about how they didn't like than they shouldn't bother reviewing. I've heard of constructive criticism, but this is just sadistic

Those were really great. It really reminds me of all the times I make a spelling error and I'm such a lazy sack of crap that I can't waste 2o millaseconds, delte it, and fix it, it's good stffu........................... whatever, i'll just leave it like that.

(no offense to lazy sacks of crap)

Best review I ever found was simply:
"Ur gay

lets fight"
And that was it.

I'm curious, what exactly HAS David Hayter done other than voicing Solid Snake (a feat which has been proven on this site that anyone can do)?

I dunno, I think the funniest stuff I've read come from Rtil's responses to the comments on his page, especially when he and The Swain go at it.

LOL Thx for posting these! The paris/lohan one was friggin hilarious! my friend vommited kuz he laughed so hard, ohh and he says HI!

"Don't be so emo, and if all you do on the PC is look at porn, you don't deserve to use the PC."

...there is minesweeper...

I hate you for no reason <3

i have a strange question and i hope but dont think any1 will ever read this so here's the question. what do u find funny like what´s ur humor what do u laugh at and other thing well hope for a respons

Oz

In other news, I feel a revertion of sorts...

"YOU are sad"
by: Aunold2
date: May 20, 2009

OMFG WHAT A FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE A DUMBASS YOU ARE SO SAD I'LL BE SURPRISED IF THIS MOVIE FUCKIN PASSES

Probably my favourite review on the site.

I still can't beleive the second one XD

Well I dont give a fuck about what every other new grounder is bleeding all over the place about. I liked the brawl taunts, they were fucking hilarious. Think everyone is just pissed because its not random stupid shit like family guy. If they'd play the games those characters are from they'd get the fucking jokes. Oh and how the majority of the retards can't spell for shit, or use proper grammer. You do good work, keep it up and ignore all the little 14 year olds and their attempts to sound like an adult because they know their parents will never check this site to see the "naughty horrible things" they've been saying.

thats comic gold.

OOOOOOOO MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE U`R MOVES IIIIIIII FUCK!NG LOV`UM!! GOD

brawl tunts are FUCKING INSANE I LOVE THIS FUCKING PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(but i hate ninjas like hell)

Yeah, looking at the reviews that rated 0 on almost every submission gives me lulz. How about you try and find reviews that rated 0 on a submission and actually provided CONSTRUCTIVE criticism?

Here's one for you.

Brawl funnies was leagues better than the newest Brawl Taunts.

:]

Well there's always gonna be people who don't your work, and there's always gonna be even more people who hop on that bandwagon. Who cares though, people have their opinions and they shouldn't affect (effect?) you. Keep doin' what your doin. :)

This doesn't really have anything to do with this post, but I just think it's stupid how people -hate- you and Kirbopher for making the Brawl Taunts... personally I didn't think any of the BT's were that funny, but then again I've never played SSBB so I probably didn't get any of the jokes. But I'm not going around giving all you guys 0's either.

To sum up: Who cares about haters.

I just kinda had to get that off my chest because for some reason it's bothering me. Internet drama, lul. What can ya do.

ok aside from that obscenely long amount of reviews, which were damn funny btw
just started watching all the....brawl stuff and found it godamned hilarious good stuff, i applaud you.....keep doing ur thing, ooo and i jizz in my pants everytime i hear ur voice acting ^_____^

lololo

Well now im offeded! All you who blame these posts on 14 year olds should be ashamed! Im 14 and im not a complete total fucktard like the 12 year olds who write these reviews! We 14 year olds are much more mature then that! Thats all.

Only the best and brightest right? It never fails, to some your a goddess and to others your the turd in their soup, just reminds you that this world is complex and is teeming with exotic rejects and failures. You have my respects though, and that counts for somthing doesn't it?

*insert comment here*
... hey, don't judge me, I dunno what to write.

This makes me want to write a terrible review directed solely aimed at you and belittle you. I would talk about how the flashes you're in are always crap and how your voice is n00b and how gay you are. Why? If you make another post of these comments and post my review on here, then I'll have proof that I made you smile. ;)
I guess these guys set the standard.

Take out "directed" from that. It's really late at night for me . . . ^.^;;

I don´t know why I have this user name if I don´t like the cheese (it´s stupid this name), but when I read the reviews it don´t have any importance

People just love to talk shit these days. =D

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Damn! Some people can leave some dumb comments on peoples videos. I wonder if they ever look back at it like " Oh ........ OH GOD ....... This must've been when i was drinking" Cause Honstly some of these make almost no sense whatsoever and only a drunk man/woman would be able to type like that. That ......... or a Fuckin retard. ><

ITIT WAS FIGGIN AWESOME ,I CANT LIVE WITH OUT THIS STUFF ITS SO AWESOME ITS LIKE IM LINDSY LOHAN AND YOUR FLASH IS DRUGS ,OR IT IS LIKE IM PARIS HILTON AND UR FLASH IS DICK I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH

Best review ever.

Wow! Isn't it hilarious when someone complains about how much they hate your work, when they themselves have no skill in proper grammar what so ever? You just can't bash on something when you can hardly be understood!

xD

Epic news post is epic.

so, you think my review is fucking funny?HUH! woman!?!?!?!!One more time you do this motherfucking post and i'll fucking spam wave you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard the were going to replace the giant statue of Jesus in Rio de Janero, Brazil with a statue of Big Boss.

Some of those reviews are abusive.

Seven Random Questions, one for every Akward Day of the Week!

1. What is your favorite size of paper?

2. Would you rather be a Zebra or Antellope?

3. What is your word of the day?

4. If your skin color was anything other than what it is now, what would you want it to be?

5. What is the meanest thing anybody has said to you?

6. Exterminate or Regenerate?

7. Why doesn't anybody pick the olive green crayon?

i wonder what compells them to type like that and not look over it so as not to look like a....???? theres no name for them but these are hilarious.